Posted on January 1, 1  •  2 minutes  • 216 words

I was getting ready for work but the bathroom door didn’t close properly. I noticed that the hinges were like a vault door and the bolts had come loose. So I went on an adventure to find tools to be able to fix it. I eventually found threadlocker and a spanner and tightened the bolts, but then Caramel was shouting at someone by my window.

Some guy managed to grab something from my desk through the window and was trying to run away with it, but she had stopped him somehow. He said that he’ll be back and then ran away. Then he immediately reappeared inside my room and said that he would steal anything he wanted. He grabbed me and I ended up riding on his shoulders for some reason.

My dad saw this and simultaneously distracted him while handing me a kitchen knife which I used to cut the thief’s neck. We dragged the body outside and buried it. When I came back inside the house it was 9 o’clock already and Sarah (who was at the office by now) had sent a discount code to the go-webteam channel. the code was “SARAH20” - no idea what we were supposed to do with it, but then I realised that “go” stood for “general office”.