Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 122 words

Today I made out with a cute stranger. Just kidding, it was my cat.

also I had a dream that I was in Nier Automata and there was an old android lady who was scamming people. She had small clay lamps filled with sand outside her house and apparently breaking one of them would give you good luck. But when I broke one, she threw a mug at me, I dodged it and it broke on the ground. Then she came outside and said that we owe her money for a new mug. I didn’t want to pay her so I started attacking her. It took like 20 minutes but I finally cut her open and she was filled with clay lamps.