Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 146 words

I was Ron Weasley running around my old school, I wanted to show Hermione a Youtube video after school but she had extra lessons. So I went downstairs and I found Harry and Fred and George chilling in a bathtub at in the corner of a studio, they were about to shoot a live TV segment about washing your dog. they ended up taking their shirts off but I didn’t because I didn’t want the world to see my chest and know that Ron is trans. The doggo was nice and we’ll behaved while we were washing her. Oh also she was my old bosses dog.

Also I got a new Balatro joker:

High Roller
Every played card counts in scoring. 1.5x mult for every high card in played hand. Lose $1 for every hand other than high card in played hand (scales with current round)