Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 98 words

There was a Let’s Encrypt alternative called Aptil 41 where your certificates would expire monthly and you had to pay to renew it. There was also an emergency payment options where you could extend your certificate for $1 per minute for up to 1000 minutes. But the emergency option turned out to be a scam because it was fraudulent somehow, and I was investigating it by breaking into various properties to steal their SSH keys. Oh also my school was investigating me for shooting my dad because he misgendered me (but I think that was a different dream).