Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 78 words

I was in prison using a prison laptop with a prison edition of the Firefox browser called Cellmate

I got arrested because I was on some wooden docks swinging around an ice enchanted katana that was made by Honda. The only thing that separates a sword fighter from a monkey with a stick are pleasantries, apparently. That’s why on the side of the handle that faces your enemy it says “もしもし” (but this isn’t a telephone?), how strange.