Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 174 words

I was attending my first day of highschool, looking cute as always. On the way there I was practising my voice by doing a mickey mouse impression (this is lore accurate). They had separated the boys and girls for the entrance ceremony, so one of my previous guy friends wanted me to sit with the guys. I said no but he tried to force me to sit there. he said that if I sit there and his friends get to have their way with me, then he’ll give me $250000 (seems legit). Then one of the teachers saw and recognised the guy as one of the Delightful Children From Down The Lane. So he took out a katana and chopped the guy in half. He then shook my hand and said “Nice to meet you Mikoto Miyazaki, I am Nigel from the Kids Next Door”. We exchanged some words, I think he was related to my dad somehow. I then sat down in girl’s section next to my friends and then I woke up.