Posted on January 1, 1  •  2 minutes  • 236 words

I was in a highschool economics class but with one of my english substitute teachers. He started the lesson by asking who owned a windows pc, everyone put up their hands. then he asked “anyone want to give me your product key?”, which was met with dead silence. He then placed a box full of windows 7 boxes on the table as if he was going to give them away, but then he proceeded to talk about free markets or something. Afterwards, close to the end of the period, he said he’s doing a giveaway of empty boxes from his recent shopping trip. he threw empty boxes at us and whoever grabbed it got to keep it. one of my best friends got a box that was a “combination 2 in 1 toaster kettle”, I asked her “would you still love me if I was a combination 2 in 1 toaster kettle”, she said “yes Sammy, I would still love you if you were an aliexpress product title”. While we were walking home, I explained how it’s a favourite thing of mine to ask my girlfriend, “would you still love me if I was x”, and she asked if my girlfriend always says yes. I said that she does but not if I was a cop or fascist. She said that my girlfriend is a real one and I should marry her. Thank you dream person.