Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 57 words

I was at a comedy show and the closing joke was “150% of people are asleep right now. 148% of people aren’t even real, and the remaining 1.44% aren’t even asteroids. Now, you might be wondering «what do you mean by 150%?» [long pause]. thank you for watching”.

I thought it was hilarious, I woke up laughing.