Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 124 words

I was near the exit of my local tiny mall and I saw a rope moving on the ground so I grabbed it. I put on my roller skates and let myself be pulled by it. When it went around a corner I used my momentum to prevent myself from slamming into the corner. I started reeling in the rope into a winch that was mounted inside my thigh (cyber Sam is hot). At this point I was being pulled behind a car on the road. when I got closer I jumped up and handed on the hood, distracting the driver because I was wearing the PSO2 phantom outfit and he was looking up my skirt. This caused the driver to crash. Mission success?