Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 180 words

I moved into an underground apartment. The first thing I remember is that movers were unloading the truck and putting the boxes into a rectangular chute that was sticking out of the ground on the side of a building. After they were done, I went feet first into the chute and slowly crawled downwards (it was at about a 30° incline). The entrance was on the side but I had turned off the night vision on my glasses so I missed it. I kept crawling further until I saw a red warning on my glasses that said something about imminent user death. So I started crawling back upwards until I saw the entrance on the side. I climbed out of the tunnel into an entrance way. I tried to walk into my apartment but I was stopped by a giant immovable spider who grabbed my face. The movers were wearing hazmat suits and spraying the furniture down with some sort of disinfectant because I had japanese decorations that could carry parasites or something. I woke up before they could finish.