Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 104 words

Apple released a thing called Memories, which are small gelatin film balls that can store a whole 360 view of a scene. They are on a floating invisible grid of shelves that follows your phone around, and your phone will choose if the scene looks important enough to capture a Memory. You cannot manually control it, because Apple. When you run out of balls, you need to buy a separate tool that looks like the GMod gun handle, it clips onto the invisible shelf and allows you to empty it out and insert new memory balls (confusingly, apple also calls the balls themselves Memories).