Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 82 words

One of my friends didn’t want to watch a pixar movie, so I drove to their house in my sixth generation Toyota Corolla hatchback (I do not own a car) and aimed a laser projector at their window, as well as an ultrasonic speaker (their room was at the front of the house). This forced them to watch the movie.

After that I visited my highschool in uniform (I don’t think alumni typically wear the uniform) and the principal called me beautiful.