Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 173 words

Certain dogs could be used to identify any object. The results show up in a virtual floating window called a class list. You can move the window around by pinching on it in your field of view, the dog has to be in line of sight for it to work. We found a small black dog in the garage and tried to use it to identify junk, but the class list wasn’t showing up. I think my dad had misplaced it, and the dog was very sad. So they jumped on the roof and started walking around but my cat, Caramel, was there and she started fighting with the dog, so it ran back to us and jumped down. I was talking to my girlfriend about it on discord and she ended up saying something about Slim Shady. The conversation went something like:

GF: …Slim Shady
ME: what?
GF: [link to youtube video of my name is]
ME: who?
GF: Slim Shady

Poor doggo, I hope we find their class list window eventually.