Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 111 words

I was sent to assassinate some guy named Ahmed Pennywise but he had two bodyguards, both wielding spears. My weapon of choice was a double headed spear disguised as one of those fire dancing poles. I was also dressed like a fire dancer, which meant one wrong move and I’d be dead. but I’m so cool that I deflected attacks from both sides and killed his body guards in a couple minutes. I then proceeded to makeout with Ahmed, no clue why, but I slipped a cyanide pill into his mouth and then watched as his eyes rolled back, his mouth foamed up, and his gorgeous lips turned blue. Mission successful.