Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 125 words

I did a heist on a bank but instead of money they had expensive items from Factorio. I was in charge of grabbing the happy rocks (U-235). The last time we did the heist, the happy rock person died of radiation sickness because they grabbed the rocks with their bare hands. So this time I wore lead gauntlets, I also noticed that they had nuclear fuel so I stole it too (everything was in big filing cabinets). After we loaded the items into our car, we got away cleanly. I then found myself having tea with the crew members, one of them was British so they said “bad to the bone? no, sad to the scone”. That phrase now lives rent free in my head.