Posted on January 1, 1  •  One minute  • 118 words

I was running away from my weird friend that looks like a cross between Tombo and the guy from Golden Boy. He wanted to eat pieces of foil that I had touched (they were used to wrap my lunch). While running away I snapped my fingers and teleported down a floor. I can’t do long range teleportation though so I kept running. I then found a piece of paper on the ground that had ☆ZIP!☆TELEPORT!☆ZIP-ZIP!☆TELEPORT!☆ written on it - a cheerleading teleportation spell. It was next to some game console with a motion tracking dance game, so another one of my friends helped me learn the teleport dance, when I got it right I was teleported back home.